Wonderful Definitions

School

A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage

It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Tears

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary

A place where death comes before life, divorce comes before marriage and success comes before work

Conference Room

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father

A banker provided by nature

Criminal

A person no different from the rest….except that he/she got caught

Boss

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

DOCTOR

A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience

The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb

An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher

A fool who torments himself during life, to be wiser in death

List of Search Engines using the Web

General

• Ask.com (formerly Ask Jeeves)
• Baidu (Chinese)
• Bing (formerly MSN Search and Live Search)
• Cuil
• Duck Duck Go
• Google
• Sogou (Chinese)
• Sohu (Chinese)
• Yahoo! Search
• Yandex (Russian)

Geographical limited scope

• Accoona, China/US
• Alleba, Philippines
• Ansearch, Australia/US/UK/NZ
• Araby, Middle East
• Baidu, China
• Daum, Korea
• Guruji.com, India
• Goo, Japan
• Leit.is, Iceland
• Miner.hu, Hungary
• Najdi.si, Slovenia
• Naver, Korea
• Onkosh, Middle East
• Rambler, Russia
• Rediff, India
• SAPO, Portugal/Angola/Cabo Verde/Mozambique
• Search.ch, Switzerland
• Sesam, Norway, Sweden
• Seznam, Czech Republic
• Walla!, Israel
• Yandex, Russia
• ZipLocal, Canada/US

Accountancy

• IFACnet

Business

• Business.com
• GlobalSpec
• Nexis (Lexis Nexis)
• Thomasnet (United States)

Enterprise
See also: Enterprise search

• AskMeNow: S3 – Semantic Search Solution
• Concept Searching Limited: concept search products
• Dieselpoint: Search & Navigation
• dtSearch: dtSearch Engine(SDK), dtSearch Web
• Endeca: Information Access Platform
• Exalead: exalead one:enterprise
• Expert System S.p.A.: Cogito
• Fast Search & Transfer: Enterprise Search Platform (ESP), RetrievalWare (formerly Convera)
• Funnelback: Funnelback Search
• ISYS Search Software: ISYS:web, ISYS:sdk
• Microsoft: SharePoint Search Services
• Northern Light
• Open Text: Hummingbird Search Server, Livelink Search
• Oracle Corporation: Secure Enterprise Search 10g
• SAP: TREX
• TeraText: TeraText Suite

* Vivisimo: Vivisimo Clustering Engine

• X1 Technologies : X1 Enterprise Search
• ZyLAB Technologies: ZyIMAGE Information Access Platform

Mobile/Handheld

• Taptu: taptu mobile/social search

Job
Main articles: Job search engine and Employment website
See also: Category:Job search engines

• Bixee.com (India)
• CareerBuilder.com (USA)
• Craigslist (by city)
• Eluta.ca (Canada)
• Hotjobs.com (USA)
• Incruit (Korea)
• Indeed.com (USA)
• * LinkUp.com (USA)
• Monster.com (USA)
• Recruit.net (International)
• SimplyHired.com (USA)
• TheLadders.com (USA)

Legal

• WestLaw
• Lexis (Lexis Nexis)
• Quicklaw

Medical

• Bioinformatic Harvester
• Entrez (includes Pubmed)
• EB-eye EBI’s Search Engine EMBL-EBI’s Search engine
• GenieKnows
• GoPubMed (knowledge-based: GO – GeneOntology and MeSH – Medical Subject Headings)
• Healia
• Searchmedica
• WebMD
• PubGene
• Nextbio (Life Science Search Engine)
• VADLO (Life Sciences Search Engine)

News

• Google News
• Daylife
• MagPortal
• Newslookup
• Nexis (Lexis Nexis)
• Topix.net
• Yahoo! News

People

• PeekYou
• Ex.plode.us
• InfoSpace
• Spock
• Spokeo
• Wink
• Zabasearch.com
• ZoomInfo

Real property

• Fizber.com
• Home.co.uk
• HotPads.com
• Rightmove
• Zillow.com

Video Games

• GenieKnows
• Wazap (Japan)

What Bing, Face book and Twitter Mean for SEO

Google is conventionally the main area of focus when it comes to search engine optimization. With the search engine giant so far ahead of the game in terms of search market share, it’s not tough to understand why.

Search is changing while, and there are always new elements coming into play. Since social media has come into its own, extra opportunities and questions have come along with it. Now Microsoft is going for Google’s throat with a new search engine and a hostile marketing campaign. What this means for the future of search market share is yet to be determined, but there’s no denying Bing is capturing some concentration, and that means there are people searching with it. Altered your SEO policy for Bing? Tell us why.

SEO for Bing

Microsoft’s stance on search engine optimization actually doesn’t appear to be all that different from Google’s. You’re not going to get the same results on both Google and Bing in many cases, but that is after all why the two can co-exist. The real distinction is in how the results are presented, and not as much in how the two determine excellence and relevancy.

Bing and Google have separate algorithms, but both like quality, relevant links and good content, as contrasting to deception and spam. Bing in fact, hasn’t really misused much (from Live Search) in terms of crawling.

“There have been no major changes to the MSNBot crawler during the improve to Bing,” Microsoft says in a Bing white paper for webmasters (pdf). “However, the Bing team is incessantly refining and improving our crawling and indexing abilities. Note that the bot name hasn’t changed. It will still show up in the web server entrée logs as MSNBog.”

Sidenote: Webmasters will want to acknowledge that Microsoft has enlarged the size limit of sitemaps from 10,000 URLs to 50,000. Google is also currently supporting up to 50,000 “child sitemaps” of sitemaps index files.

Like I was saying, the biggest divergence between the two search engines is in the presentation. Bing of path separates (some) results into categories. This has worried some search marketers, but Microsoft says superior SEO will work just as well with this set up. Bing also has the discover pane (navigational menu on the left-hand side of search results), which represents with the categories in the SERPs. In some ways, this is similar to Google’s recent addition of “search options.”

India: Swine flu (H1N1) Cases Rises to 63

With four new fresh cases of A (H1N1) influenza being reported, the total number of confirmed swine flu cases has gone up to 63.

Of the pretended, the condition of a 66-year-old woman in Delhi is said to be serious as she has developed respiratory problem and has been put on ventilator.

Of the four new cases, two were described from Delhi and one each from Mumbai and Pune.

According to the Union Health and Family Welfare Ministry, 460 people have been examined so far, of whom 63 are positive for swine flu.

Of the 63 cases, 37 have been discharged.

A 25-year-old man who traveled from the U.S. to New Delhi on June 17 himself reported to the identified health facility with charges of sore throat. The second case in Delhi is that of a 29-year-old woman, who traveled from Canada, transiting Belgium. She reached Delhi on June 18 and reported to the health capability with symptoms of body ache, cough and fever.

A 24-year-old man who had traveled from the U.S. to Pune, moving through London and Mumbai. He traveled to Luck now via Delhi and came back to Pune on June 15 and reported to the recognized health facility with sore throat, cough and fever.

In India Mumbai, a 23-year-old woman who traveled from Melbourne to the city, transiting Sydney, herself reported to the named health facility on June 20 with symptoms of cough and fever.

Test and Boost Your Self-Esteem

Test your self-esteem

If you have high or healthy self-esteem, you will agree with the following statements:

• Photo of girl sitting in the grassI feel good about who I am.
• I am proud of what I can do, but I do not show off.
• I know there are some things that I am good at and some things I need to improve.
• I am responsible for the things I do and say, both good and bad.
  It is okay if I win or if I lose.
• Before I do something, I usually think “I can do it.”

If you have low or poor self-esteem, you might agree with the following statements:

• Photo of upset girl sitting on the stepsI can’t do anything right.
• I am ugly or dumb.
• I do not have any friends.
• I do not like to try new things.
• It really upsets me to make mistakes.
• I do not think I am as nice, pretty, or smart as the other girls in my class.
• I have a hard time making friends.
• I have a hard time making friends because I end up getting angry and fighting with people.
• It makes me uncomfortable when people say nice things about me.
  Sometimes I feel better if I say mean things to other people.

If many or all of these items sound like you, it will be helpful for you to work on raising your self-esteem. Try these steps.

Boost your self-esteem

• Tell yourself that it is okay not to be the best at everything.
  Help out by doing chores around the house and volunteering in your community.
• Do things that you enjoy, or learn about new things you would like to try.
• Understand that there will be times when you will feel disappointed in yourself and other people. No one is perfect!
• If you are angry, try talking it over with an adult you trust (parents/guardians, relatives or a school counselor).
• Think positively about yourself and the things you can do. Think: “I will try!”
• If you still find that you are not feeling good about yourself, talk to your parents/guardian, a school counselor, or your doctor because you may be at risk for depression. (You can also ask the school nurse for help through tough times. Some schools offer counseling.) Learn more about depression and other health issues that can affect your mind.

India:Four Fresh Swine Flu Cases in New Delhi

Four fresh swine flu cases were established here on Wednesday, taking the total number of positive cases in the country to 35.

A 17-year-old boy who arrived from Washington and another 10-year-old boy who arrived from Canada via Amsterdam reported at recognized health facilities on Tuesday. Two others, a 35-year-old woman and her six-year-old son, who arrived from Chicago, reported at a facility with flu-like symptoms on Monday.

“All of them have tested positive report. They have been put under medication and are responding to treatment. Their contacts are being traced and put on chemoprophylaxis,” said a Union Health and Family Welfare Ministry official on Wednesday.

All precautions taken

Delhi government Principal Secretary (Health and Family Welfare) J.P. Singh said a set protocol was being followed and all precautions were taken to contain the spread of the flu.

Eight persons with suspected swine flu symptoms are still in various hospitals here, as their test results are awaited.

Meanwhile, of the 31 school children who came back from the United States and are now in Jalandhar, 14 continue to be under medication.

“They have replied to treatment. The remaining children and about 296 contacts are under chemoprophylaxis. As of now, no case has been reported among the contacts,” said the official.

Of the 329 samples so far, 35 tested positive for A (H1N1) influenza. Of these, only two are local cases who got infected from the positive cases that came to India from abroad. Of the 35 cases, 12 have been discharged and the rest are stable and remain admitted to identified health facilities.

SEO Job – Current Openings in FuturismTechnologies Company ( Freshers & Experiences)

We have an excellent job opportunity for SEO position in Futurism Technologies (http://www.FuturismTechnologies.com), a leading advanced Information Technology Solutions, Services & Consulting Company based out in Pune, India.

Job Designation:

SEO Executive

Eligibility : Education – Any Graduate – Any Specialization

Both Freshers and Experience person we want.

Job Description:
Implement successful SEO strategies for achieving top 10 ranking positions in Google, yahoo, Msn and many other search engines.

1. On-page and off-page optimization.
2. Link building
3. Site traffic monitoring
4. RSS Feeds, Directory & forum listing
5. Web Promotion, Internet Marketing
6. Generate Traffic Reports
7. You will be required to add search engine friendly HTML, Titles, Keywords, Meta tags
8. Knowledge of PPC – Google Ad words.

Desired Profile
1. 1+ years of relevant experience in SEO, Freshers are also welcome
2. Minimum 5-10 successful SEO projects is a must
3. Sound knowledge of HTML, XHTML, Div, XML, dream weaver, CSS, SEO tools
4. Good Communication
5. Knowledge of HTML Validations, Google Analytics is an added advantage

Industry Type: Software Services

Functional Area IT Software – (E-Commerce / Internet Technologies)

Annual Salary: Best in the Industry – Performance based

Job Location: Pune

Venue :

Futurism technologies Pvt Ltd ,

ARIA TOWERS

3rd & 4th FLOOR

Near to Prabhavee Tec Park

Baner,Pune

Contact Person : Jayshree

Website : www.futurismtechnologies.com

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